By now, you’ve heard the latest important national news. It’s been trending for days, but you still haven’t gotten over the shock. Everyone took a break from their gym-tan-laundry routine last week to simply stop and take notice – Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is pregnant. There’s something about the pouty-lips-big-hair-flashing-a-piece-sign that makes all women, and most men, scratch their heads. Even discounting her heavy alcohol addiction and tanning bed dependence, we’re just hoping the self-proclaimed guidette is ready for motherhood. We’re hedging bets on how fast she creates a baby clothing line, invents the baby bump-it, and touts the benefits of breast feeding for health and weight loss. The fact that Snooki’s rumored due date is December 21, the end of the world according to the Mayan calendar, can’t be coincidental, can it? Let’s just hope this child is a girl, because the product of a 4’9 female and a 5’3 male most likely won’t be playing for the New Jersey Nets anytime soon.
All jokes aside, we really hope she has a happy, healthy little meatball and she can turn her life around enough to make her the new model housewife of New Jersey. She also announced recently that she is engaged to baby daddy and longtime boyfriend Jionni Lavalle. He’s tan and bulging with muscles and the two are living in New Jersey. She literally has achieved her ultimate life dream. For that declaration and more great Snooki moments, check out the video below. Please note it contains offensive language and isn’t suitable for the kiddos!
So we’re here to help. We’ve got some tips to to teach Snooki the best ways to tackle motherhood the way we know best — through online shopping. We can’t say it enough. Besides the obvious convenience of not having to leave your precious baby proofed home, you also can take advantage of fantastic sales and even snag hard to find baby swag. Between the paparazzi and keeping up with the Snooki image, we suggest the future Mrs. Lavalle invests in an Amazon Mom subscription to get 20% off all the essentials delivered to her door. They even carry her own line of tanning lotion, slippers and even her book, so we’re sure she’ll approve.
It’s never too early to stock up on baby diapers or clothes. That little Snook or Snookette is going to be here before we know it! She should check out this deal from Diapers.com, which is having their semi-annual sale through next week. Carters, Children’s Place, and OshKosh B’Gosh all have sales often and carry cute, yet stylish baby clothes. The best time to buy essentials is as soon as the price is right, like this I love the Jersery Shore bib, now 25% off!
Good luck Snooki! We hope Jionni is pampering you during your pregnancy and starting each day off with pickle pancakes. Can’t wait to see the little meatball!
What do you think about Snooki becoming a Mom and wife? Do you think the baby will come out fist pumping or scantly clad with a bump-it? Leave any advice for Snooki in the comments below.
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