Party Time: Smirnoff Vodka $1 Per Bottle!

Party Time: Smirnoff Vodka $1 Per Bottle!

Posted on June 30, 2010

Smirnoff Vodka DiscountWho wants super cheap summer cocktails?

Over the last few weeks in Chicago (and elsewhere, I'm sure) there have been coupons stuffed in the newspaper circulars for $5 off 2 bottles of Diageo products. Looking through circulars at for any particular deals on Diageo (owner of Smirnoff) products, I also noticed Smirnoff on sale for $10 at Jewel and CVS.  OK, good start: 2 bottles for $15.

It gets better with the entrance of this $50 mail-in rebate valid on 8+ bottles.  Yes, 8+ bottles. :)

Further, many stores in Chicago (Jewel, for instance) will give you 10% off with a minimum bottle purchase (usually at least 4-6 bottles).

The math (party time is temporarily over) is that you get 8 bottles at $10 each, for a total of $80; minus 10% off so now you're at $72; plus with $5 off every 2 bottles you're at $52 and then there's $50 back via rebate.  So you're literally paying $2 for 8 bottles.  Add $6-$8 in tax to the pre-rebate price, though. Regardless, you're paying roughly $1 per bottle!

Of note: the rebate is valid on ALL Diageo products including Ketel One, Captain Morgan's, Jose Cuervo, Tanqueray and more.  Also, the rebate expires 7/17.

And if mixed drinks aren't your thing, we just found the best deal ever on the BeerTender, which accepts a Heineken mini-keg.  It has dropped from $129 to $65 after a coupon code.  Either way, it will make for the cheapest party you've thrown since college.