From the "I don't even know what to say about this" file, we bring you Gold Pills designed for digestive decoration. These pills leave your leavings sparkling with real 24k gold leaf. You probably won't even want to flush with the masterpiece you've left behind.
So, if you're tired of lighting your money on fire, and are looking for decadence in literally every aspect of your life, head over to Citizen-Citizen Design and pick up a few. They're only $425 each. You'll never be disgusted with your bowels again.