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Have a Strange Valentine's Day

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Valentine's Day is a contentious holiday: lovers love it and haters hate it. But, no matter where you stand on Cupid and his fickle arrows, we can agree that Valentine's Day could always be a bit stranger. We've put together a nice little list of hilarious and bizarre Valentine's Day gifts from Baron Bob's just in time for the festivities (or lack there of). Save your breath with the Control Your Man and Woman Talking Remote Controls for $19.95. These talking remotes utter spousal faves like "the queen speaketh," "all right, hand over the credit cards," and "whoa, ever hear of foreplay?" Live out your childhood fantasy of transforming a disgusting amphibian into a heroic prince with the Magic Frog to Prince for $4.95. Just drop the frog into cold water and watch as he turns into the wealthy, cool, and aloof man of your dreams. Rats! Love Rats! While pestilence is a supposed sign of the impending apocalypse, it's hard to turn away from these pictured precious vermin, priced at just $4.95 each. And of course, what Valentine's Day would be complete without the classic Inflatable Spouse. Priced at just $8.95 each, these plastic alternatives will never cheat on you, overdraw your checking account, or get fat. Of course, conversation will likely be kept to a minimum (I've heard that's often thought of as preferable). Shipping is free with a $59 purchase and there's a free wacky gift with every $20 purchase.

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