Yes. In outer space. Since the real estate market down here on earth has crashed, consider the "extraterrestrial real estate market." The good folks at Lunar Embassy are hawking Prime View Lunar Properties for just $19.99. In case your worried about taking title, we'd advise you pay the additional $2.50 for the "Deed with your name printed on it."
Certificates are available for download or can be sent via mail. They also sell "Galactic IDs" - for those of you who really want to get settled in.
This may be the most backhanded, useless-yet-hysterical Christmas gift of all-time!