The creepy little ceramic head is your ticket to more efficient egg separation (clearly a concern of us all). Crack open an egg, drop it in Peter's head and watch as the egg white drops unpleasantly through his large nose, leaving the intact egg yolk still inside. However tasteless, this does at least serve a purpose, which is more than we can say for some other StrangeDeals.
The best deal on this snotting cooking tool? Stupid.com (great name), has the Peter Petrie Egg Separator for just $12.99 plus around $4-$5 for shipping.
Best of all, Peter is Made in the USA by "skilled American potters."