For some folks, spending an evening in with a nice bottle of wine can be a little too romantic and tasteful. Never fear: there's always something out there that lets your friends and family know, "yeah, I'm not above that type of humor." Enter the Bill Clinton Corkscrew.
Conjuring up puns like "Getting Beaujolaid," "Pinot Envy," and "Merlot Down, Dirty Shame," this novelty corkscrew is now at Overstock for $29.99. Or, pair it with the ever popular Hillary Nutcracker in the Billary Clinton Kitchen Tool Combo Set for $54.99. Shipping adds $2.95 with no sales tax (except UT).
And, as we are equal-opportunity offenders, also be sure to check out the Bush Countdown Clock (not much longer now) and the bi-partisan Political Firestarters.