There are those who the "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service" sign is for and those it is not. For those who it is, we've found the perfect gift. The Redneck Survival Kit comes complete with "Buckshot" jalapeño-flavored popped wheat, Hunter's root beer float-flavored popcorn, Genuine Redneck Dehydrated Water (empty bag with directions for use), Redneck Flashlight (wood with a match attached) and more.
The whole set is available at Redneck Gifts for only $34.95 with free shipping (continental US only). So pick one up and spread good cheer amongst every Cletus, Bubba, Elrod, Bailey-Ann, and Brandyne in your life.