After a round of 18 in the blazing sun, one can get left feeling a little damp. Let your golf ball reflect that, with Schwetty Balls! Stemming perhaps from the classic SNL skit, in which Alec Baldwin plays baker Pete Shweddy in an interview with the hosts of NPR's The Delicious Dish, these golf balls capitalize on a hilarious, if somewhat sophomoric, double-entendre.
Now you can get your own pair at SchwettyBalls.com for just $4.99 (or get a dozen for $14.95). You can also upgrade to a pair of Schwetty Blue Balls for $8.98 per pair. Other items include hats, t-shirts, towels, and of course, the Schwetty Ball Sack. Shipping starts around $7.