Are you excited to finally have your child potty trained, only to discover they didn't learn anything about the art of casino gambling? Well, before you break out the children's books on baccarat and Sesame Street DVDs where the Count teaches when to double down, consider the Jack Potty Chair!
Providing a fun and interactive potty training experience, the Jack Potty Chair has built-in sensors, which reward your child's "success" with lights, sounds, and spinning shapes. They can also trigger the bells and whistles with a simple pull on the chair's arm, preparing them for later in life, when real slot machines only net them crap.
The Jack Potty Chair is currently available at Overstock for just $32.99. Shipping adds $2.95 with no sales tax